I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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