this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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