I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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