there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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