he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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