Your dad touched me again.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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