I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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