I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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