Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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