you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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