i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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