I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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