He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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