this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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