Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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