Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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