Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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