wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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