I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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