It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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