Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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