Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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