Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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