i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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