I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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