My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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