Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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