She said her name was "party"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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