If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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