no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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