Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The air taste purple.
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