Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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