make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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