I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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