You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
