Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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