Apparently you make a good broom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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