No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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