He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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