Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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