so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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