? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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