I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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