yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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