First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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