would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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