He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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