just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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