nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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