You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
