I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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