Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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