The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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