it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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