i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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