i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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