We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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